Be Fit. Not Fanatical.™
This Vibe shouldn't need to exist.
Anyone who has eaten kale knows instantly and instinctively that KALE BLOWS.
But thanks to a vocal (and, apparently, tastebudless) corps of kalevangelists, people are actually choking down this verdant, frilly cardboard, pretending to—gulp—like it.
Hence, I felt called to create Kale Blows™ as an alternative for the sane among us to celebrate the delicious foods that are good for your soul. And just plain good.
So, sure, stay fit, eat well, and exercise.
Even your tastebuds.
Meanwhile, I'll keep serving up more colorful, mouthwatering designs within the Kale Blows Vibe.