WHY BE THE WORLD'S FIRST VENTURE PATRONIST™?
Because it will likely be more FUN than investing in another service or gadget like a typical venture capital deal.
And...being the world's first VENTURE PATRONIST should prove MORE PRUDENT than funding an "artist" (such as Starchild Anderson shown here) like a typical patron might.
Because—as the world's first V.P.—you'll be supporting me, Pete: a unique artist who is no stranger to the rewards and realities of business.
In other words, you will be in the sweet spot where the best aspects of both meet: collaborating with a guy who has a strong work ethic and understands the importance of marketability, but who still has the wild, weird, wide-ranging imagination of an artist.
My ideas, however, aren't limited to advertising. In fact, the real money-making potential lies in a gargantuan backlog of my other ideas: dozens of lifestyle brands (a small sampling is shown here), other art- and writing-related endeavors (I am a three-time ArtPrize artist), and the proverbial "much more." For an admittedly haphazard, tip-of-the-iceberg, work-in-progress look, see: smorgasbrand.com.
So, who is this Pete?
Check out my LinkedIn bio, including over two decades running my award-winning, one-man advertising firm, Captivation Capital.
Here's where YOU come in as the WORLD'S FIRST VENTURE PATRONIST.
I believe that the profit potential of my unique creativity is downright explosive. Others' brands, like "Life is Good," "Zoo York," and "Johny Cupcakes," are just a few examples of multi-million-dollar brands created around nothing more than simple drawings or phrases. I have a profusion of similar ideas, ready to be launched and/or licensed.
You, as the world's first Venture Patronist, can unleash my full potential...and a creative (and potentially lucrative) juggernaut in the process!
Let's set a date to meet (in-person or virtually) so I can quickly walk you through the full scope of what I have in development. What's live on smorgasbrand.com is truly just a fraction.
I would consider offering a minority stake in my pursuits in exchange for the funding necessary to hire fractional and/or freelance marketing and merchandising experts ... a lean, cost-effective "monetization team" that will leverage my virtually limitless backlog of marketable artistic, literary and design-driven initiatives into a multi-brand powerhouse.
Why spend even a dime on something so far fetched? Precisely because of how far this whole oddball empire could go. And what it may fetch down the road.
With AI robotizing creativity, the world will increasingly crave (and pay for) genuine, human imagination. As the world's first Venture Patronist, you'd be the one to quench that hankering by accelerating the promotion of my bottomless, meat-brain-generated originality.
Or, as an alternative rationale: It could simply be a lot of fun.
LET'S
MAKE
THIS
HAPPEN!
Captivation Capital
Thank you for your time.
I look forward to hearing from you soon.
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