This brand shouldn't need to exist.
Anyone who has eaten kale knows instantly and instinctively that KALE BLOWS.
But thanks to a vocal (and, apparently, tastebudless) corps of kalevangelists, I felt called to create Kale Blows™ as an alternative for the sane among us celebrate the foods that are truly good for your soul.
So, sure, stay fit, eat well, and exercise...even your tastebuds.
And I'll keep serving up more colorful, mouthwatering designs!
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This stop sign might not save lives, but it's saved more than a tastebud or two.
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Kale Blows.™ No Frills.
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Some frilly food is great. Cake. A fancy frosted cake is a wonderful frilly food. Onion rings all frilly with crispy tendrils of batter? The palate reels. Then there's frilly, Heimlich-inducing kale. No frills please.
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Kale Blows.™ Pink Donuts Don't.
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Donuts: proving that nature is great for sunsets and fresh air, but in the food category it's got a lot of catching up to do.
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Kale Blows.™ Chocolate Donuts Don't.
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Donuts: proving that nature is great for sunsets and fresh air, but in the food category it's got a lot of catching up to do.
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Kale Blows.™ Ice Cream Doesn't. Style 2
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Turns out good food IS green: it's called Mint Chocolate Chip.
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Kale Blows.™ Burgers Don't.
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Because eating a fast food meal is like riding a greased ski jump to heaven.
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Kale Blows.™ Pizza Doesn't.
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Being cheesy (and crusty and meaty) beats being leafy and hungry.
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Kale Blows.™ Ice Cream Doesn't.
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Turns out good food IS green: it's called Mint Chocolate Chip.
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