Back in 2006, I started World's Greatest Dud® as a brand for dads. It still is.
But the Dud Life™ has taken on a life of its own. Seems everybody, not just male progenitors, can feel like real duds from time to time. And some aren't afraid to flaunt it.
That's cool. In fact, sometimes the coolest people are often seen being anything but. They embrace their dudliness with pride.
So if you're a dad who takes fatherhood a lot more seriously than yourself, or anybody who'd like to take a day (or lifetime) off from being the life of the party, World's Greatest Dud is for you.
The Dud Abides.
WGD is a huge, sprawling brand that's getting sprawling-er on a regular basis.
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DESIGN:
World's Greatest Dud® Prone Prone
DESCRIPTION
Embracing the Dud Life™ has its perks, like couch time. Lots and lots of glorious couch time.
BEST FOR:
Light Merch Colors
BRAND:
World's Greatest Dud®
MAIN DESIGN ON:
Front
Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, coffee mug
DESIGN:
World's Greatest Dud® Retro Dad. He's One Bad Mother.
DESCRIPTION
Sure, Dad can flip a pancake or change a diaper (hopefully not at the same time), but still most dads are, you know...not moms.
BEST FOR:
Light Merch Colors
BRAND:
World's Greatest Dud®
MAIN DESIGN ON:
Back
Available on... t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, coffee mug
DESIGN:
World's Greatest Dud® Prone Prone MellowPrint™
DESCRIPTION
Embracing the Dud Life™ has its perks, like couch time. Lots and lots of glorious couch time.
BEST FOR:
Dark Merch Colors
BRAND:
World's Greatest Dud®
MAIN DESIGN ON:
Front
Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie
DESIGN:
World's Greatest Dud® DADvisory: Weaponized Flatulence
DESCRIPTION
Inclined to grumpiness, borderline narcolepsy, and emitting all manner of smells and sounds: Dads should come with warning labels. World's Greatest Dud® to the rescue.
BEST FOR:
Most Merch Colors
BRAND:
World's Greatest Dud®
MAIN DESIGN ON:
Front
Available on... t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, sweatshirt, hoodie, coffee mug, sticker
DESIGN:
World's Greatest Dud® University of Burpology™
DESCRIPTION
For anyone who can school others in the finer arts of eructation.
BEST FOR:
Dark Merch Colors
BRAND:
World's Greatest Dud®
MAIN DESIGN ON:
Front
Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, coffee mug, stainless tumbler, pint glass, stainless water bottle
DESIGN:
World's Greatest Dud® Reserved Parking
DESCRIPTION
Under 24-hour surveillance, cocooned in a web of infrared trip lasers, and boobytrapped like an ancient gold idol's burial cave: no one's getting close to YOUR chair.
BEST FOR:
Most Merch Colors
BRAND:
World's Greatest Dud®
MAIN DESIGN ON:
Front
Available on... t-shirts, women's t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, coffee mug, phone cases, pillow, wall tapestry, beach towel, fleece blanket, sticker, stainless tumbler, pint glass, stainless water bottle
DESIGN:
World's Greatest Dud® This Dad is Smokin! MellowPrint™
DESCRIPTION
Think of it as the smoking jacket for the postmodern world.
BEST FOR:
Dark Merch Colors
BRAND:
World's Greatest Dud®
MAIN DESIGN ON:
Front
Available on... t-shirts, long sleeve t-shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, hoodie, coffee mug, phone cases
