BRAND MANIFESTO

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This brand shouldn't need to exist.

 

Anyone who has eaten kale knows instantly and instinctively that KALE BLOWS.

 

But thanks to a vocal (and, apparently, tastebudless) corps of kalevangelists, people are actually choking down this verdant, frilly cardboard, pretending to—gulp—like it.

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Hence, I felt called to create Kale Blows™ as an alternative for the sane among us to celebrate the delicious foods that are good for your soul. And just plain good. 

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So, sure, stay fit, eat well, and exercise.

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Even your tastebuds.

 

Meanwhile, I'll keep serving up more colorful, mouthwatering designs within the Kale Blows brand.