just getting it down in pixels

Some might say I'm a little trademark happy. They'd be wrong. I'm trademark ecstatic. If I could, I'd slap a TM on the grilled cheese sandwich I made yesterday. What can I say? I believe in protecting my creative output, so I'm just getting it down in pixels here: these are the some of the key phrases and graphics that I am using in commerce, claimed as trademarks of Smorgasbrand, Inc.

TRADEMARKS CLAIMED BY SMORGASBRAND, INC.

SMORGASBRAND™ BRAND

My Thoughts. On Things.™

I Don't Do Been Done.™

Everything That's Nowhere Else.™

Allow Me to Express Yourself.™

Design: The Smorgasbrand smiling cafeteria tray logo

BasketBill™ BRAND

The Ambassador of Basketball Bliss.™

Design: The BasketBill smiling basketball graphic

Kale Blows™ BRAND

Design: The Kale Blows octagon logo

No A-Holes™ BRAND

The Peace Sign of the 21st Century™

Save the World. One Letter at a Time.™

#NoAholesPledge™

Design: The hole-less "A"

Northling™ BRAND

Up Here It's Another Universe.™

AweRora™

Design: The alien head with antlers

Design: "My Heart Is Up North" compass graphic

Smileclops™ BRAND

Get Freakin Happy.™

Design: The one-eyed smiley face

World's Greatest Dud® BRAND

Only One Dad Can Be Best, Here's to the Rest.™

Pop's Choppers™

The Armchairman™
I Am Dad and I Approve This Message™

Dud Life™

University of Burpology™

Design: The crown-wearing Dudley logo

Design: The recliner-bound Armchairman

InstaCostume™ BRAND

The Halloweirdest™

Brrooom™

Design: The pumpkin smile t-shirt logo

Me Crush™ BRAND

Design: Crusher, the Golfing Gorilla (based on officially licensed gorilla image / ©GraphicsFactory.com)

The Self-awarehouse™ BRAND

This is the Tagline™

Out Standing™ BRAND

Gear for Wandering Water's Wonders.™

Design: The stand up paddleboarder silhouette

Harbor Springer™ BRAND
Live Life to Its Richest™
Baysically™
Size Motors™

Trilliumnaire™

Design: The Harbor Springer springer spaniel bust

Design: The stylized Trilliumnaire flower illustration with triple-crossed "T"

Saug Daug™ BRAND

Chillin in Saugatuck, Michigin™

Design: The hand-sketched Saug Daug dog

Pete's Michigan Brand™

Grab Life by the Hand.™

Design: The state of Michigan holding a smiley face

Design: The state of Michigan holding a heart

Design: The state of Michigan holding items

Pete Longname™ BRAND

There's Only One Ewe™

Design: The hand-sketched "Only One Ewe" ewe

The Official Logo of Artificial Intelligence™ BRAND

The Official Logo of A.I.™

Identifeye Your AI.™

Eye-D Your AI.™

Design: Eye graphic with "A" in pupil

TRADEMARKS CLAIMED BY SOCIALISM, INC.

Socialism™