Yes, this product does actually cost $1,000,000, and YES, your credit card will be charged $1,000,000 if you purchase it. And the best part? You will never receive it. The SoPhone™ is created solely by Socialism™ to bring you only the utility that has been determined necessary by The Collective, including SIX WHOLE APPS! Promising you minutes of enjoyment. Preorder NOW, and receive your SoPhone NEVER. Because Socialism™ will never find enough humans to create, design and manufacture a sophisticated electronic device, incentivized only by the "common good." And even if it did, the process to create it (driven by only "good vibes") would be so inefficient, the final asking price would need to be, you guessed it, $1,000,000.
 
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